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• Aww. I wish I knew what a kind, loving mother is. My mother is a vicious bit** who doesn’t have a gentle bone in her body. My memories include her beating the sh** out of me on my 7 bday in the bathroom because I accepted a gift from my dads mom who she obviously didn’t like. Every time my parents used to fight she would make me be the messenger while she says things like “tell that son of a b to get the f out of my house”… mind you I was like 13. And up until the age of 23 her favorite line was “I hate you, you ruined my life”… which I had to hear daily. On my 18th b day I ran away as far as I could go and turned to drugs and bad friends. Luckily that only lasted for a few years. I should have been in university enjoying my life instead of snorting pills. I tell her that she’s a crap mother and she doesn’t believe me. Lol. I have a little brother who I love so much. I told her if she ever touched him I would break her hand. I tell him how much I love him daily. He is an amazing kid. I will never be like my evil witch mother.

• Di d they lose their jobs at the Elsinore brewery?

• Yet Pizza Hut still did not make a "back bacon" pizza. Take off.

• "Use noise to disorient your opponent."

• Make sure there's enough beer.

• and back to the future right before the Mckenzie Brothers. 

• these guys crack me up!

• Safety tip at the end ought to go double with Ed Grimley!