One among some darkly funny songs found in the movie “Little Shop of Horrors” made in 1986, starring: Rick Moranis and Vincent Gardenia, with some supporting appearances by Steve Martin (as the dentist in this movie) and Bill Murray.
The lyrics:
“DENTIST!”
When I was young and just a bad little kid
My momma noticed funny things I did
Like shootin’ puppies with a B B gun
I’d poison guppies, and when I was done
I’d find a pussy cat and bash its head
That’s when my momma said
What did she say?
She said “My boy, I think someday
You’ll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay”
You’ll be a dentist
(Be a dentist)
You have a talent for causing things pain
(Pain)
Son, be a dentist
(Son, be a dentist)
People will pay you to be inhumane
(Inhumane)
Your temperament’s wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist you’ll be a success
Here he is girls, the leader of the plaque
Watch him suck up that gas, oh my God
He is a dentist and he’ll never ever be any good
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis De Sade?
Oh, that hurts, wait, I’m not numb
Ehh, shut up, open wide, here I come
I am your dentist
(Goodness Gracious)
And I enjoy the career that I picked
(Love it)
I am your dentist
(Fitting braces)
And I get off on the pain I inflict
( You really love it)
When I start extracting those molars
(Don’t Try It)
you girls will be screaming like Holy Rollers
(Dentist)
And though it may ’cause my patients distress
(Distress)
Somewhere in heaven above me
I know that my momma’s proud of me
Oh, momma
‘Cause I’m a dentist and a success
Say aah
(Ahh)
Say aah
(Ahh)
Say ahh
(Ahh)
Now spit
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