with Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas
Transcript:
due to the length of Monday Night
Football we now join Point Counterpoint
already in progress good evening I’m
David Brinkley
due to the length of Monday Night
Football Walter and I have only 10
minutes to discuss a critical issue
well David let’s not waste time grossing
about it we’ll take the 10 and do the
best we can after all you know the
networks are run by jocks anyway so you
just have to live
um
tonight’s topic alcohol
what the hell is wrong with alcohol
if I want to have the odd drink or two
every day after work or in the morning
whose business is it Anyway mine or the
statisticians whose numerical garbage is
enough to drive even a teetotaler into a
gutter on a bender
well you didn’t say Walter I didn’t know
it was my turn
Walter
well David I think you should get up in
the morning every day and shave
and I think it’s wrong to carry around
booze in a bottle
whether or a bag over the bottle or for
that matter
to drink shaving lotion that’s bad too
David
Walder I think you’re stereotyping there
not every alcoholic is a rubby
some are teachers academics liver
Specialists urologists
even teenagers
now that really bugs me
teenagers wasting themselves away on
booze that that burns me up Dave but I’d
like to do something about it if I was a
what
oh
while David is off relieving himself
go to this short film
roll that film
roll up the one that I gave you earlier
oh there we are there there’s a Saturn
IV Rocket taking off an amazing sight
for anyone to see
look at that those were the days the
days of the of the of the big Rockets
days when
Wally and Buzz Aldrin and Wally Shearer
I got some oral lemon limes bring the
limes
the hell is wrong with it hey you’re not
going anywhere stay right where you are
going I’m going with him he’s going to
go I’m gonna go
remember
tonight
what was tonight’s topic David Monday
Night Football Monday Night Football
whether or not Walter have I ever showed
you huh
always looks lower
does make you look a little bit thinner
let me try that there
look at my pants down to here David
slide right off
afraid of that
well
Walter
have I ever told you
that you are what a hell of a newsman
oh have I ever told you David that in
all those years that
you were over at the NBC get back up
here let’s get back on top of it
tonight’s topic alcohol
oh here
one of us has gotta
here’s my level here and your coat
tucked together there all right oh
that’s like a Andy Williams mic that old
spilled
[Music] just a minute here I’m gonna take a oh
oh
there’s 26 ounces we won’t have to worry
about
it stop it alcoholism
well
they’ve been to sleep
so
from count Boop
stop shooting out of my mouth
from point Counterpoint this is Walter
Cronkite saying good night good night
stomach as you recall was alcoholism

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