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The Lone Ranger show The Lone Ranger
show starring kimosabi me Tanto want you
join kimosabi and his guests the
kavenish gang Rowdy y Wishbone Miss
Kitty and Kip Pata now here
[Music] [Applause] [Music] kimosabi good evening you look like a
pretty nice audience then again so with
the Cavendish gang if you were out here
dying you dying kabi oh I’m just kidding
Tano you’d know better if you laid off
the fir
water doc how you doing Doc Watson
ladies and
gentlemen where’d you get the suit doc
Well
Fargo well what’s in the news Sheriff
Johnson up in Virginia county is still
looking for the Clanton Brothers why
doesn’t he try his wife’s bedroom
I guess maybe the lineup’s too
long speaking of lineups we got a great
show for you tonight plenty good segue
Kim saabi yeah got it right in there
smooth
Tano well it was pretty hot in Death
Valley today how hot was it it was so
hot the buzzards were laying omelets
[Applause] all right let’s go over to the
panel keep this here just in
case well tono how you been oh plenty
good plenty good kimosabi and what were
we up to this weekend ah me with you all
weekend that’s right oh kimab yeah time
for visitor from the East terrific
we have
here hermetically sealed envelopes from
Pony Express sealed in beef jerky from
yesterday he must
have Colt 45 Colt
45 what do you call a 45-year-old Colt
okay all right let’s bring out our first
guest he’s a popular young comedian
who’s just completed two weeks at the
Grove in Cincinnati Grove here he is
would you welcome
[Applause] kipad you know I was sitting backstage
you know thinking about cows and what a
drag it is being a cow you know having
to get milked every day I was thinking
what if I was a cow and first thinging
in the in the morning I had to get milk
you
[Applause] know then I was thinking about grazing
you know what a
drag that after you know Graz and your
friends say hey man you want to go see a
movie and you say no I’m in a
gra that Branding Iron plenty hot
[Music] kimosabi well Tano he Circle M property
now me not want to be in his shoes well
Tano in a way he deserved it no one can
insult the intelligence of this or any
audience and expect to get away with it
that material was substandard and
definitely below Network quality let
that be a lesson to all young comedians
make sure your material is damn funny
and you’ll be loved by good people
everywhere all right do we have time
we’re going to bring out our next guest
he’s an old friend of ours Chief cook
and bottle washer been whipping up grub
for Hungry Cowboys on cattle drives for
50 some odd years he’s just finished a
book entitled grub 101 ways to make it
look like food big welcome now for
[Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Wishbone have a seat
morning got to get myself a range before
I sit
down Wishbone I got to ask you right off
the top how come all those Cowboys are
complaining about your food all the time
yeah it’s cuz they would have know good
food if it looked him right in the face
you spend all that time chewing that
damn sha tobacco instead eat my food
Plum makes me mad well now I understand
that a little later you’re going to whip
up some stew for us and we’re all going
to have a chance to try some that’s
right
well maybe we’ll do that
later first I want to talk about them
wrestlers that have been stealing our
Strays
rustlers yeah rustlers rustlers lots of
them we must have lost oh four head a
cattle last night
alone uh me not take them me have Alibi
that’s if you can call closing the Long
Branch Saloon an
[Laughter] alibi anyway wish
let’s talk about these wrestlers did you
get a good look at any of them do you
know any of their names I not only got a
good look at them I know every one of
their names their names
are
T kimosabi that not Indian arrow that
have four feathers on shaft you’re right
it’s a British Arrow fired from a
crossbow made in the 14th century
look he wasn’t dead yet him dead now he
scared kimami he could go for for mixed
drink Tano we’ve got riding to do we’ve
got to find the gang that killed
Wishbone ah they’re probably hiding in
bars somewhere let’s spread up no T
we’ve got to stick together come on I
want to drink

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