with Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas
Transcript:
from the dawn of man to the far reaches
of the
universe man’s second greatest tool is
and always will be the
[Music] brain good evening tonight on brain a
look at function and control what part
of the brain controls what function and
if so has the media reported it honestly
all of this and more tonight on Walter
kite’s
brain Walter thank you David and good
evening even though it’s morning here
for me today will be following me
through a typical day to examine the two
hemispheres of my brain and
finding oh thank
you all right get get out of the shot
please I’m finding whether you need both
hemispheres to get by or whether you can
get by with just one on a beautiful day
like today a Saturday so off we go to
the golf course to give the old right
side of the brain a rest when you spend
the entire week thinking about space in
the universe the Saturday is a time to
let the left side of the brain take
over this is my
car
454 cubic Ines of
power cronkite’s brain is like yours and
mine a complex colorless cortex floating
in a globe filled with spinal fluid
directing the muscles to fulfill all the
daily functions controlling and
responsible for communication providing
awareness and abstract thought and
recording it all indelibly and
permanently in the
media sorry David I almost forgot to
pick you up just like you almost forgot
your clubs [ __ ] part one
[Music] memory so Richard Nixon becomes the
first president in United States history
to resign from office that’s the way it
is this day August the 9th
1974 his words one small step from Man
one giant leap for mankind will
immortalize this day in the annals of
History David Brinkley NBC news so
Dwight Na and Eisenhower reelected by an
even wider margin over ad Stevenson in
1952 begins a second term in the White
House on this the blackest day in US
economic history which saw the collapse
of Wall Street and the end of an age of
prosperity assassination of arch Duke
Ferdinand Sarah jao signals the
beginning Great War that’s the way it is
this day June 28th
1914 I’m Walter kronite
tonight Walter KRON kite’s brain is not
unlike mine for scientists now claim
that all of us when under hypnosis or
extreme stress can participate in what
is called race memory or the genetic
transfer of memory from one generation
to another here young Walter is
remembering his early days on the Planet
Krypton with his father jorel konad my
son you will travel far to a distant
planet in another
galaxy their ways on that planet will
differ remarkably from
ours but you must record them accurately
and honestly without
bias that’s just the way it
is
[Music] you must hurry my son there is much to
be
done who are you I am an image of your
son’s future I’m here to tell you not to
send him to the planet Earth why not
because the planet Earth is already
cluttered with too many reporters
turning human history into a medior
wasteland there is no need for young
walor but walor with his power
could be the greatest reporter of them
all if I can keep Young walor from
leaving the Planet Krypton I will be the
greatest reporter of them all you’ll
never leave here
[Music] alive you cannot harm me jel I am just a
part of the baby wal tor’s brain a part
known as the
imagination you imagine what it would
have been like if we’d had to play the
full 18 Holes without a caddy
David sorry walor I wasn’t listening I
was daydreaming about
something you’re using the wrong side of
your brain you’re supposed to use the
left side
today in some ways KRON kite’s brain is
different than yours and mine get me a
hand with these clubs
David where you and I might perceive a
game of golf as healthy competition
oh sorry Kad seizes the opportunity to
unleash his Mercurial sense of devilment
to ruin what could be an afternoon of
fun what’s the matter can’t you take it
Walder I can understand you wanting to
win but acting like this shows a
remarkable lack of
Ingenuity David look out
there the hell was that over
[Music] there Walder that kid is you no it can’t
be this is all a nightmare Walder isn’t
it true that when you meet your
doppelganger the two of you cannot exist
in the same space and
[Music] time I’ve been waiting for you
walor I knew your father jorel kronite
it was a good man come there is much to
learn hey you [ __ ] the camera off
me get it
[Music] out

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