In their quest for free beer, bumbling Canadian brothers Bob (Rick Moranis) and Doug McKenzie (Dave Thomas) wind up working at the Elsinore Brewery. The hapless lads uncover a sinister mind-control plot spearheaded by Brewmeister Smith (Max von Sydow) and must stop the scheme, which also involves Uncle Claude (Paul Dooley), a member of the Elsinore family. As Bob and Doug try to prevent Smith from taking over the world, they also manage to drink plenty of their favorite sudsy beverage.

Strange Brew (also known as The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew) is a 1983 Canadian-American comedy film starring the popular SCTV characters Bob and Doug McKenzie, portrayed by Dave Thomas and Rick Moranis, who also served as co-directors. Co-stars include Max von Sydow, Paul Dooley, Lynne Griffin and Angus MacInnes.

Loosely based on elements of Shakespeare’s Hamlet, most of the film was shot in Toronto, Scarborough, Kitchener and Hamilton, Ontario. Parts were also filmed in Prince George, British Columbia.
Transcript:
hey grow you make some noise you not
yeah we got to start the movie keep
growling I think he’s bummed out stick a
pin in his bum e no way what are you on
valium maybe maybe I had to crank his
tail he that start him up okay start up
come on E maybe we got to call Perkins e
get Wild Kingdom Here hey come oh jeez
you getting mad yeah oh jeez we better
get
home do the same
oh good day oh do do our new movie theme
eh yeah
okay okay good day I’m Bob Mackenzie
this is my brother Doug how’s it going e
Welcome to our movie e okay our topic is
uh movies okay uh first Stu difference
between movies and TV e okay go to TV
this is the difference between TV and
movies eh so okay go back to movies jeez
now that hoser is growling take off we
we’re doing our movie don’t wreck our
show you hoser okay uh another topic
zoom out e let’s show how big the screen
is e zoom out look how look how huge it
is e okay like normally we just have
great white North a but look we got
what’s that over there okay like England
and Ireland and uh France e he’s a
genius e he knows the atlas okay and
over here we have uh uh Russia and
Hawaii okay so all hosers in Russia and
Hawaii and England Welcome to our movie
how’s it going okay comrades we made uh
Zoom back in E okay we made a movie e uh
so we’re going to show that now yeah
okay oh wait a minute first of all they
got to you got to interview me the
director I got to put up screen too e
don’t forget okay zoom in on me the
director come
on okay I direct you too he yeah well I
got to give them my theory on on movies
eh okay here’s my theory on movies you
want to know how to wreck a movie eh
take a jar of moss into the theater eh
and like uh
sorry and then like uh release them at a
point in the movie when you know what’s
going to happen hey and all the Moss
will fly up to the projection Bruth
window and Cloud it up and you can
demand your money back okay zoom out e
this movie was shot in 3B three beers
and it looks good eama call it Hama okay
so we made movie so sit back get some
corn and uh let’s have uh let’s movie
time okay turn it on
okay do you have enough time just see
okay okay then 10 years after World War
I 2051 no more what no the future they
saw already takey I was the only only
one left on the planet after the
Holocaust day he go the Earth had been
like devastated by nuclear war like
Russia blew up the US and US blew up
Russia Statue liberty act lucky for me
I’d been off planet on vacation at the
time of the war eh there wasn’t much to
do all the bowling alleys had been
wrecked so as I spent most of my time
looking for
beer one day I was out looking for a
nice place to build a city for my
children when I spotted a mutant in the
forbidden zone I landed my vehicle to
pursue and Destroy This genetic freak
before he could warn other mutants in
the underground caves I was kind of like
a oneman force say like Char and hon in
Omega Man did you see it it’s
Beauty fleshy headed mutant are you
friendly no way he radiation has made me
an enemy of
civilization alphab base this is Bob
McKenzie I’ve spot a fleshy head mutant
sector 16b oh take off you
hoer dude what happened e film broke oh
jeez got to fix it eh sorry film he
can’t see turn the lights on what you
got what not jeez we had a lot of
popcorn too okay uh you cover I’ll fix
film hey oh I got I’m getting Whiplash
for my burps sake okay
uh oh nice going you knob hey what kind
of movie is this uh okay here’s how to
get uh zoom in on me zoom in on this
okay here’s how to get a free beer e get
a baby mouse and like put it in a bottle
and uh when it’s so small it will fit in
like this hole right hey they did this
on their
album shut up you shut up maybe with
some uh like okay we’re not to fix film
okay here’s what happened in the film
after I chased take off after I chased
the van he took back to don’t tell him a
film a like you’re supposed to show it
yeah but we can’t show it cuz yeah show
it like this he like just hold it zoom
in on
this zoom in oh jeez that’s good idea
that’s it we’re leaving kids come
on oh hey how come everybody’s going I
don’t know it gets better what a waste
of money where’s the man me man I hope
you’re proud of yourself take off e how
come everybody’s so [ __ ] eh I don’t
know but you may as well really wreck
this movie now you must yeah jeez here
we
[Applause] go
de six
now
Hy like uh you why you
[Applause] fry well then how about a couple of
passes to a real movie can you
believe let’s get out of here okay yeah
you hold it not that way we’ll get
kill get
[Applause] it they’ve been saving their allowance
for weeks to see this movie what am I
supposed to tell him just what the heck
am I supposed to tell him we’re real
sorry here’s some money back G it’s only
15 bucks taken it’s yours take off
that’s Dad’s Beer Money e hey look
they’re giving refunds in the alley get
them
[Applause] [Applause] [Music] uhoh watch out cops what cops is I got
back for jeez good thing I’m still
wearing that
jock hey wait up B you heard you hold
[Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you who’s driving you drive there’s a
lot of cops around okay
[Music] thanks it’s a 20 it
hey where are you going this way for go
outside the way I told you hey officer I
told him to go the other way sorry come
on let’s move
it we’re moving my brother’s drunk I am
not come on let’s go
[Music] [Music] hey I went to the
doctor home so I called up the
high wait for
the see met me on
one took me home
gave me some strange BR I won’t leave me
alone now
I don’t so good I’m
[Music] so Dr more than I should too much St
[Music] St
[Music] [Music] first come first
sir on give me no way come take one and
then
[Music] give come on
[Music] Here
Boy Save one of those beers for me eh
[Applause] [Music] he’s guarding up here what are we going
to do R well get him a donut jelly he
likes jelly jelly donut coming okay Jose
come on Jelly get over there
get wa get a
glass what the hell’s going on in there
just get
[Music] you take it to him oh wait you take it
to him no you no take you take it I’m
I’m going to let go I’m Letting Go the
beer you taking it I’m Letting Go I’m
Letting Go okay let go okay
fine dad Bob broke your beer no I didn’t
Doug broke it it was you clean up the MK
boys I want two hosters to get me a
fresh case of beer first thing in the
morning we’re going to need some money
use the money I gave you today you idiot
wait
go you gave away the
money yeah what’s going to happen if
this plan don’t work e your man will
boot us out of the house have no place
to sleep yeah I could live in this van I
Don’t Need No Place take off you need
money to live or you’ll starve well this
plan sucks I ain’t going in y too I’ll
tell the old man you gave away his beer
money okay okay you BS me around morning
George all right you do Betty give me 12
fresh Yukon Gold 12 Yukon Gold
79 that horse ran like a bum yesterday
see you tomorrow okay take it
easy well Elenor 12 24 oh yeah sorry 24
Elenor beers 24 yeah 24 Elenor
1470 I believe there’ll be no charge on
this to for a beer thank you excuse me
okay we found this mouse in a bottle of
elnor beer that we bought at your beer
store e and we heard like when that
happens that uh you get your beer free
it’s in the Canadian criminal code eh
like there’s legal precedent setting
cases in law so like give us our free
beer you want free beer go to the
brewery now get out of here before I put
the two of you in a bottle you sure you
don’t want to think this
over I’m sure okay we’re going yeah see
you
[Music] SE a lot of arrows e elnor Castle elnor
Brewery Royal Canadian Institute for the
man saan hey that’s looney bin eh yeah
sure looks spooky up there I don’t like
the look of this at all where should we
go Looney b or Brewery I’m taking you to
the Looney I’m going to the brewery no
way go to the brewery all right but then
I’m taking you to the doing
[Music] thing holy look at
[Music] that oh sh
jeez jeez what should we do hey get me
out of here hey hold it hold it her
tires are insulators don’t get out of
the car you’ll ground and get
electrocuted he hooked up our stereo eh
well I can’t get out the doors are stuck
you know what we got to do eh what
rammer from behind come
on who’s driving you are in case she
sues for whiplash I don’t know you I’m
just a Hitcher
eh you all sue for whip h
[Music] hey thanks a lot
okay so you’re looking at me yeah cuz
she thought you’re some kind of freak
now come on let’s go God she likes me eh
no way
what happened there’s a power sech at
the main gate we lost picture but we
have it back now is she here yes she’s
not alone she’s got two guys with her
lawyers I knew this would happen someone
let them in they were already in damn
Distortion that’s twice where is he oh
he’s back in the thing
yes she’s
here what are you doing here well I uh
uh Ted said she had lawyers with her I
thought we should discuss it I did not
say they were lawyers you said they were
lawyers they don’t look like lawyers to
me you have the check oh yes it’s right
here did her mother sign it yes she did
and you know what to do yes yes I know
[Music] it’s real big eh yeah well don’t get
scared just think all the free beers
we’re going to get come
on good morning may I help you yeah we
have an appointment with that guy there
eh
oh I’m
sorry Mr Elenor passed away
recently no wait yes well we made the
appointment with the deceased quite some
time ago eh we is away in business how
long ago was it when did you die I beg
your pardon wait okay you know his
replacement e like the new boss we made
the appointment with him he what’s his
name again I’m afraid that’s private
company business I see
well perhaps one of these would refresh
your
[Music] memory well the day after he died his
brother Claude married his wife and took
over the entire
Brewery but there’s a
daughter go away it’s my last one go
go it’s a jelly
she just turned 21 and legally inherits
the whole Brewery so she’s the new boss
however today I’ve asked Pamela to drop
by so that uh we could present her with
this honorarium and the temporary shared
transfer
agreement in other words you’re buying
her
out nobody is buying anybody out Henry
this is a temporary arrangement to to
relieve her of the burden of ownership
ship so that she can continue with her
studies do you want to be relieved of
the burden of ownership well I don’t
know 5 million is an awful lot of
money my mother might have accepted your
proposals but I don’t forget it Uncle
I’m taking over the
company there’s a legal question to
consider here excuse me essentially this
is a vote of
trust come on we lost Rel keep Brewery
out keep quiet get my get my head you’re
not going to get it
back keep
quiet who are
you yes um we have an appointment with
the president the new president not the
one who died eh of the brewery Mr Claude
elnor perhaps you heard of
him come on I’ll show you
this Sean Rose Montreal Canadian rookie
a year two years ago doesn’t play hockey
no more take off he’s a cop and he knows
you’re lying about the M problem he’s
going to arrest you I’m going to be a
witness I got that guy’s hockey card at
home I’ll show it to
you looks like lose picked up those two
Hicks but you don’t know how to run a
brewery who will handle the day-to-day
operations no Henry ran it for my father
he can run it for me I’ll help all I can
excuse me I just don’t want to step on
Smith’s toes who what we’re having a
meeting these gentlemen here say they
have a meeting with you eh when what
meeting hey Whiplash how’s it going just
fine thanks what is the reason for this
you Claud elnor yes yeah okay well we
found uh this mouse in a bottle of your
beer e like we was at a party and a
friend of ours a cop had some he puked
and he said uh come here and get free
beer or uh he’ll press charges
Henry could this have
happened well not so long ago when there
were men on the bottling lines this sort
of thing didn’t happen so let’s get some
men on the bottling
line welcome to
1984 the age of Automation and
unemployment the rise of the machine and
the fall of
Man the end of the human
era you don’t know what I’m talking
about do you what we you can’t hear you
we got these things in our ears watch
your step and remember big brother is
watching you here put these on safety
requirements your job is to watch the
bottles on this line watch them for
mice what’s my job help them
got an opener yeah I stole
it two time yeah two a Time Che two our
new job yeah
Beauty let me see what you got
okay good now bring the lunatics from
The Institute I want to see how the drug
and the beer is affecting them they’re
responding to the sounds watch this
[Music] this back
[Music] [Applause] [Music] okay basically it’s the same system with
a new addition specific
tones are still linked to motivation but
now we’ve added color distinction so
object a will attack object b or black
will attack white or vice versa I’m
going to try the whole thing out
tomorrow the same concentration of
formula mhm that means we are right on
schedule
just one more
test and then we are ready for the
world light them
[Music] up
[Music] thank you know
Pamela I I don’t want you to think that
your mother and I don’t understand how
you feel about about losing your father
if it had be me who died you’d be over
it by now it’s easy to wallow and
self-pity the hard thing is to go on
living we’d always have our memories the
Colonel’s dead here we are still
enjoying his chicken don’t you think
it’s a little unusual to get married so
soon after the
[Music] funeral or Bean medling here
well where’d you boys get all this beer
you stole it didn’t you I’m calling the
police no way we got jobs this was free
beer dad there’s more outside how much
more oh about 10 or 12 cases we got jobs
in elnor Brewery we work there now eh do
you hear that honey they got jobs they
got free
beer she really need good books now man
yeah well let’s not blow it by sleeping
in and being late for our first day at
work eh
why don’t we stay up all night Beauty
idea honey follow the
neighbors oh never mind I’ll do it
myself hey George the boys got job
crazy out there all the damn it Kenzie
shut
up good morning Elenor Brewery I’m sorry
it doesn’t work here anymore thank you
they were here when I got
here guys shut up M oh
jeez good day we we got here too early
hey we was just waiting where’s Henry
green weren’t you supposed to meet him
here jeez I just got up E I don’t know
okay well come on you you can’t leave
this mess here so I’ll show you the way
to the cafeteria and then we’ll try and
find Henry green okay get up oh jeez
take
[Music] he
[Music] oh if there’s no staff I guess there’s
no reason to have a cafeteria jez a told
you we brought too many donuts hey this
is spooky in here it’s like a ghost town
isn’t it
yeah take
off look out
e the lights don’t work hey check this
out there’s sandwiches and smokes in
these machines eh here’s an old Galactic
Border Patrol game jeez you got Joel Lou
and Jesus that tuna or what plugs don’t
work hey give me some quarters we you
not going to have chocolate milk forget
it hoser the power’s turned off come on
guys let’s go yeah there’s a door herey
it’s locked hey Pam you got a credit
card hey you got a credit card well yeah
I do yeah she’s got a credit card okay
give it to me I need it he needs your
credit card he here okay coming credit
card jeez travel eh here you go Beauty
like he once got our dead battery going
by mixing Birds uh feces and uh spit cuz
there’s like acid in it day
so do you travel quite a
bit
Beauty Bingo L bre follow jackpot look
at how did you do that oh I uh know some
stuff about
electricity hey here’s a
Chate
cheers jeez poser this is 4 months old
what is
it the power is on in the old
cafeteria I knows your little friend it
must be
them I think it’s time the little lady
and I had a
[Music] chat sorry i ralphed b you shouldn’t had
that chocolate milk I know sorry about
your sweater you can take it out of my
pay if you want it’s okay jeez you’re
real nice if I didn’t have puke breath
I’d kiss you hey Pam your name’s on this
machine what you got to level six I only
got to level five Beauty playing I never
played that game before well your name’s
right
here not a bad score either 21 10 59
that’s right but that’s my birth date
October 21st
1959 hey my name’s gone who’s John elnor
my father fresh the daisy hey can I play
sure go ahead ow this thing’s hot jeez
we better check this look the plug’s
going M Elenor hey Rosie um Mr Smith is
waiting for you where is he in the
brewery room I can show you the way no
thanks it’s okay I can find my way
myself hey see you guys later hey thanks
for the jobs Z yeah we’ll work real hard
hey Rosie will you sign a hockey card I
brought from
home where’d you get that well I collect
them but I already had the gum eh sign
it to Bob Mackenzie my good pal put
Rosie Rose I know you like when people
call you Rosie eh hey how’ Pam’s dad die
he was electrocuted takeoff we he
signning my card hey that was a great
hattrick you got against Czechoslovakia
he sorry about that nervous breakdown
you had though I guess it kind of
screwed up your career yeah had nervous
breakdown eh me too when he was born
take off you rer you take off you numb
okay good morning Miss Elenor I’m Brew
Meister Smith my condolences to you on
the loss of your father I appreciate
your sympathy but I came here to talk
about my plans for the brewery
[Music] it’s really your Brewery Now isn’t it oh
well I’m very flattered that you think
I’m that important but of course it’s
not true I’m just an employee really
well who employed you to install
surveillance
cameras well you see the brewery
business has become very competitive
these days so security is extremely
important what made this Brewery great
is that my father ran it as a family
business I’m afraid you have two weeks
notice Mr Smith you must be out of your
mind young lady it takes experience to
run the brewery and you have none I
don’t plan on doing it
[Music] alone Henry I want to talk to
you all right let’s not get excited
I’m the president of the company I’ll
just hire you back she has no right she
has the right she has 51% that’s all the
right she needs you’re right well what
are we going to
do I have a
plan oh no no no no rough stuff now
remember that was our deal I uh I mean
we had a deal I I don’t have the stomach
for it you stinking hip
you murdered your own brother you had
the stomach for that the second time the
second time you murdered him first he
was already dead when I killed him I
can’t go through with that again
there’ll be police there’ll be questions
I’ll crack I know I will shut up shut up
shut up we are not going to kill anybody
excuse me brewmeister we’re ready for
the exercises good you’re going to
conduct those experiments with her
walking through the brewery suppose she
sees
something where are the fools with the m
they’re with Henry green put them in the
cas okay take it to level five level
five level five do it do
it take this we got work to
[Music] do I have to go along with this but
don’t worry you won’t get her your
equipment should protect you being on
the same team as you is all the padding
I need Rosie are you okay you okay hoser
I’m your father Luke give in the dark
side of the force you knob he saw Jedi
17 times eh
Beauty better go to your
goals have a good game e
[Music] [Music] where’s
[Applause] the the power of the force stop you you
hosers
cover your shorts side don’t get deep
stick on the
[Music] eyes that was no goal you know they was
in the
[Music] crease come back and fight you wers come
on E
[Applause] [Music] get oh my left
nut care it’s all right it did that
before now I think he just pressed one
of these buttons
here what are you doing I’m just hang
on there you see that you see that
number April 4th that’s the day he died
wait
look that’s the tape they showed at the
inquest look
[Applause] I killed
him it looks that
[Music] way yeah yeah us are sucking white
skates like a figure skater e well us
are like referee skates at least figure
skaters know how to skate
e
hey so hked our
clothes jeez who’d want to hark our
clothes eh maybe a couple of these guys
got sick and tired of wearing their
pajamas e oh they’re all on the ice we
better report this to our boss no hey
let’s go see if there’s loss and found
eh no let’s report it to our boss no
Lassa found a better idea
[Music] f
[Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] you ever been in here before
yeah but I’ve never seen this stuff
before you certainly don’t need any of
this kind of Hardware to make
beer you ain’t going to find lost foundy
I told you that was a mistake I’m
skating there it’s
faster ow jeez those things
hurt who’s
that Smith’s
assistant look at this every camera in
the place is tied into this
console it’s
us they don’t even trust themselves
it’s a
[Music] guys are you sure we didn’t kill them
you just shut up I have this all worked
out Ted you stupid idiot now he’ll be
asleep for 2
hours
W don’t don’t waste
here he
you you
hold I told you we take them to the
loading dock and put them in beer
cakes
[Music] hurry oh jeez look at this
place jeez what is this e it’s a nuclear
bomb shelter come on Jee let’s get
bomb probably beer here somewhere holy
jeez there’s a guy over there
[Music] jeez hey there’s the game we was in hey
what’s with this guy eh hey
you you killed him he’s dead I’m a
witness please please I didn’t do that I
promise for murderer he go he’s not dead
look his stomach’s moving maybe he’s
just sleeping he maybe he’s going to
puke he had too many beers where’s beers
I’ll find
them jeez here’s the organ he was using
[Music] e
hey hey look F legs no wonder
everything’s so secret around here
they’re cutting Pirates hey
[Music] hey this piano’s got a computer eh I
don’t know how to work though E Yeah F
you wouldn’t know how to work it if it’s
got a computer oh yeah Mr Wizard you
know let me try I’m a
genius okay watch this these hes are
skating around a circle hey
beauty that song’s making him fight eh
yeah do it again
[Music] Deo is heard grety there in the dress
room not find out what’s done pulford
and om man have been fighting terribly
of course Frank mov one of the strongest
guys in the league he made out okay but
what a fight well now somebody is
throwing an octopus on the ice and
lenberg and Salon go
[Music] [Music] how are the brakes they got two stops
then no breaks good work good
work uh listen about that uh shooting
business I’m sorry about that I I didn’t
mean it okay right
your boys have a nice nap well uh how’s
it going you’re doing a great job for me
here but I have a special assignment for
you uh uh my daughter you know Pamela
she’s having her birthday and I want to
deliver a couple of kegs very special
kegs for the party jez he’s got Beering
and these big CS beer oh yes beer for
for the party now here look here’s a map
and you must follow this route precisely
be because otherwise you you’ll get lost
and she’ll be disappointed he where are
you guys going what get out of here get
hey Rosie we’re going to Pam’s birthday
you coming it’s a business trip they’re
going on a business trip okay so we just
go down to Lakeside Park here right
that’s right it’s right at the bottom of
the hill you can’t miss it it’s right at
the bottom of the big hill now you
better get started or you’ll be late
okay I’ll go with you hey no no you open
the door open the door we going to get
Lo on open the door come ahead boys
[Music] [Music] hurry uh oh look everything’s under
control don’t worry I took care of it so
I heard yes uh please do you mind you’re
a little crowded hereo yeah so let me
out please now s there’s Lo takes back
to the Institute we have to follow the
van back to the Institute do as I say h
you have to follow the van back back go
back the
back follow the van oh just to make sure
that’s a great idea great idea get I’ll
drive
[Music] hey did you feed H head this morning no
I forgot he well he was sleeping eh well
make up your mind eh yeah he was
sleeping well she maybe we got to go
home and feed him eh what in case the
party goes all night we got two
[Music] kicks what are you doing uh just testing
the brakes day it fell a little soft
where are they
going I don’t understand it Ty I I gave
them a map it was all very clear follow
[Music] them okay don’t be a hog we just have
time for one quick one
okay hey last one in the house is a a
big idiot take off
hi win
e oh nice
J oh jeez take a look at this she’s dad
really got into beers e where are they
Mom
Dad see if they’re in the room don’t
push come on Mom
Dad take off hey get off sorry get
up know they were in here you believeing
get his ball quick or he’ll kill us yeah
he’s got a funny look in his eye
eh what the stink are they doing in
there would you like me to tilt your
chair back shut up 20 cans ought to be
enough eh okay we’re going to a party
don’t eat the furniture I got to get
some new underwear jeez food legs oh
remember where we got this yeah was
running off them Pirates e was that a
dream or what it was no dream it was in
your underwears okay let’s see what are
you going to do one of them new Square
records e that goes like on a on on a
record player that’s like on its side no
way that’s NE PE from some British New
Wave band take off you you don’t know
yeah they Bo go
they what do you think sounds like a
British New Wand yeah Beauty sound
Beauty not my style of music hey Jose
here’s another one for your collection
eh Beauty Hank Aaron wonder if he can
hit there they
are hey who’s driving I am cuz you’re
too loaded to drive take off I not just
getting warmed up for the party eh can’t
drink and drive at the same time Hoser
[Music] [Applause] it’s nice to get away from the brewery
once in a while you know take a little
Drive hey did you ever notice that uh
like in movies that they when they
driving like they don’t look at the road
like for a long time gee no I I’d never
noticed that yeah that’s cuz uh they’re
being told eh really by like Rick that’s
[Applause] [Music] [Music] we have them now just like I told
[Music] you what’s going on will you stop this
thing come
on break at
work so try the parking break e hang off
the parking break never works these cops
is going to R Us
no point in steering now take off you
steer this thing
[Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] no
the war the end of the war
[Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] help you better call an ambulance
all right
now they’re down at the end of the warf
sir all right you better follow us there
hey you guys follow him
here right right all right back off
let’s have a look here back off you all
right
okay she’s fainted calling ambulance on
his way
[Music] sir down there 10
minutes nobody can last that long not
Houdini not nobody
[Music] [Applause] [Music] 54 Mar 2 is uh
[Applause] [Music] 1098 w w
[Music] [Music] [Music] la
[Music] [Music] hey hold what oh okay that’s it that’s
enough
thank those big cons are going to love
you eh what do you mean you’re a cute
little guy they’re going to be loving
you from dawn until dusk turn where are
you going to be I’ll be in the cafeteria
selling
smokes all right single file down here
Step It Up move it jeez they’re going to
kill us hands on your pockets back
against the walls oh jeez feet together
come on straighten up here look straight
ahead straighten up I said okay that’s
it okay try to pick out the man who
kidnapped you that’s her hey how you
doing get back there well that’s her she
was get back quiet okay you can’t get
any further back shut up
[Music] [Applause] what the doctor say catatonic
sophenia what H schizophrenia marked by
an excessive and sometimes violent motor
activity or by generalized
inhibition sounds like you just picked
that out of the dictionary no no that’s
that’s exactly what the doctor told us I
have a photographic memory you know
really oh yes I never forget a thing
well that might be useful in my
investigation of this case well feel
free to call upon me at any
[Music] time I compliments the many fine things
you have in your home well thank you mhm
bonapart uh Napoleon actually yeah what
a thing like that cost oh4 or $5,000 I
don’t
remember who uh who chiseled this I was
some uh sculptor I think uh I’m terrible
on names I I thought you said you had a
photographic
memory oh well normally I would but
darling ah my wife you didn’t tell me we
had company I think you know the
inspector dear uh hello my wife actually
how is she uh she’s about the same I’m
afraid I don’t know what’s wrong with
her she hasn’t said a word since the
accident I hope it’s not something that
I’ve done no no of course not no uh well
the inspector has to leave oh wouldn’t
you like a drink or something no he
wouldn’t he’ loved to but but he has to
run oh right thank you
inspector I hope she’ll be able to
testify tomorrow morning who oh yes uh
yes we hope so good night bye good
night chimp here does the kill him I
don’t like to kill I’m the brains eh
like we got over5 billion do in our
hideout only some of the money’s marked
a so we’re not spending it we just
waiting these guys like a smoke no
he we want our lungs to be pink when
they fry
us we told him we didn’t want a lawyer
chimp here probably just kill them
anyway lawyers are for
sucks McKenzie brothers your lawyers
[Applause] here come on
you can talk in here
okay hi I’m Jack Hawkin your lawyer
how’s it going how’s it going Mr Hawkin
I remember you from the office you’re
very observant I’ll make this as simple
as possible the two of you have been
charged with kidnapping under Section
2471 of the criminal code the offense of
kidnapping is comprised of two elements
both of which must be satisfied before
for conviction May lie the first element
acus Rus which was satisfied on October
the 10th 1983 when you Robert and
Douglas M Mackenzie did kidnap one
Pamela Elenor where like we didn’t do it
yeah that’s right we’s innocent he if
you’re innocent then you have nothing to
[Laughter] [Music] fear we get
[Music] off exhibit a it’s an open and shut k
should I time code it
yes now what about that missing
[Music] [Applause] [Music] disc how did he get the code random
chance that’s
impossible play it back give me
magnification on the code
[Music] pad that’s not how code
give me the John
[Music] disc look look at
[Music] this what the hell was that
there’s no scientific explanation for
it so it’s pointless to
[Music] worry let me see there’s 11 12
13 they knew exactly what they were
doing they took the one disc that would
in inate
me what are we going to do
[Music] now we will move towards October fest’s
plan and I will not underestimate our
little friends
[Music] again do you want me to light it
up
no Hey where’s Office you guys
it’s the Press I’ll handle
it that’s how you handle the Press come
on
we’re late let’s go remind me to pay his
bill on time eh yeah Chuck noris for the
defense
eh your worship I wish to plead my
clients guilty to statutes 125 and 233
of the criminal code and not guilty to
all other charges due to mental
incompetence objection you cannot split
pleas like that two bowls of split
pleasa soup to go away
oh did you get bleeding nose yeah your
honor you Mr judge my brother’s got some
bleeding hey take off my brother’s got a
bleeding nose we need some kleenex St
Clark please Clark’s going to give you
some
[Music] CLE and this sir is the same tape that
your engineer retrieved from the
television cameras that monitor the
activity in your Brewery oh yes and I’d
like to point out that this uh this tape
has not been tampered with or edited in
any way uh it even has a a Time code on
it and and those are very difficult to
fake for the benefit of the Court would
you please explain time
code just because I don’t know what it
is doesn’t mean I’m lying JY usually
stops bleeding by now oh this isn’t give
me something quick a couple of bullets
maybe we should call like the Red Cross
something here try these well good idea
Beauty
clerk
Beauty may I remind you two idiots that
this is a court of law he’s the want to
bleed no I do not proceed
counselor would you state your name and
occupation please Dr BM Smith resident
head of Psychiatry at the Royal Canadian
Institute for the mental ins
now Dr Smith we know you’re familiar
with this case the victim Pamela Elenor
is currently in your care at the
rcii that is
correct Dr Smith would you say that you
are sufficiently familiar with the
defendants to give us a preliminary
diagnosis I am I would say without a
doubt that they suffer from paranoid
schizophrenia would you kindly explain
to the court what that means
well that is schizophrenia marked by
excessive and sometimes violent motor
activity or by generalized
inhibition I do I do I guess we’re
married clerk don’t where’s the
honeymoon OD give me a toasted back B
and hold the toes don’t make me laugh B
I must instruct you not to speak unless
you are spoken to jez starting to sound
like the old man pretty soon will be
sing me out for beers
you all
right until the victim is mentally fit
for trial I want these two lunatics
confined under the psychiatric care of
Dr Smith at the Royal Canadian Institute
for the mentally
insane this hearing is adjourned
[Music] [Applause] [Music] hey take off this is my side don’t go
over that line what line I don’t see no
line there is a line if you put your
mouth on take off I’m going to do the
steamroller take off don’t
away Steamroller I’m steamrolling you
take
off Steamroller
hi fellas my name’s Ted and I’m happy to
be working with
[Music] you I’ll reconnect this forget it Dr
Smith is doing labotomy in the morning
[Music] [Music] oh doctor thank God you’re here
[Music] we lost
him well what did you give him uh this
is just a thing a hypmic needle excuse
me help stop that man stop him
[Music] 650 um here this ought to be worth 650
no I don’t want a 650 hey I got your
license number you R bomb
650 hey you 650 hey you let me see your
ticket
650 all I’ve got two5
who was in this bed uh Jean
lose John lose the hockey player I don’t
know yes I guess so is this the
available bid no he’s I don’t know where
he is this is the one he’s dead well get
him out of that bed that’s not my job
I’m sorry not your job or what what do
we want them to mummify you’re asking me
to do all sorts of crazy things it just
isn’t my business anymore I’m not going
to listen to you what have you done with
the disc what are you looking at me for
I don’t got it
maybe uh it’s out of gas
eh oh you farted no it wasn’t me it was
the chair e he’s lying check the machine
hey I’m not
lying he’s lying all right I don’t need
no machine to tell me that hey I didn’t
do it I swear oh jeez don’t slice cheese
in here wa take
off all right come on down the hole all
right don’t be a bully he
jeez hey there’s those guys who har our
clothes hey how come you’re not playing
hockey eh okay I know my right hey who’s
in this
[Applause] room in all right don’t touch anything
I’ll be right back
[Music] what was
that let’s get out of
[Music] here how’s that beauty take it up to 30
this time no way it’s my turn I okay
I’ll just disconnect these
no he he went out he like he went to get
a
pizza who’s this jeez guy H up bab okay
put this in your mouth so you don’t bite
your tongue off hey let’s try the head
this time Dy okay see if youd stick to
your 12o maintenance program e then we
wouldn’t have to jump start you like
this but oh no you had to do it your way
you think you know everything e okay
here we
go I’m going to take it up to n this
time H hey get away from there don’t
touch those things no no no no no you’re
always touching things take off e he’s
party pooping hey hey some guy call for
you while you was out yeah the phone for
me yeah yeah okay do it now no no he’ll
get me oh come on hey jez what about my
do this instead
hey how’s it going sh uh it’s going
pretty
good he doesn’t like him much where’s
Pam got to find P jeez I saw her down
the hall before but she was doing off B
come on come on oh jeez we got to come
back for my turn eh one guy drove away
the car from here and he gave me this
maybe he’s a doctor and one guy stole
the car over there my co
too okay let’s take a look sir he was he
was not wearing any clothes he was
wearing pajamas he stole my coat and hit
me uh-huh
[Music] hey but I saw you drown they saved my
life you saved my
life what are you doing in here oh uh
we’re from the Department of Justice and
we’re adjusting the beds this is Mr Roy
our
consultant je 2 minutes for elbow let’s
get out of here
[Music] [Music] what’s going
[Music] on hey where are all these hosers going
eh there’s a tunn to the brewery let’s
go jeez I ain’t playing hockey again
turnel to the brewery take off how conv
Mei
[Music] [Music] [Applause] what is it you want what’s going on here
do we pay our electric bill the circuit
of fusion the computers the surveillance
system everything seems to be overloaded
and I think Ted is dead Ted yeah oh my
God look it’s him it’s my brother oh no
John he wants revenge I know it he’s
going to kill us I didn’t do it it
wasn’t me wasn’t me I didn’t do it turn
this thing off I should never have
listened to
you shut
up I could crash your head that you
that but I
won’t because I Need You Now go to the
loading
dock make sure the trucks leave for
October Fest as planned
[Music] do was I
[Music] say they put some stuff in
beer and they make us drink it every day
my father must have found out about that
that’s why they killed
him come
on just this
tunnel I having a heart
attack wait I want to go to the
cafeteria you go with her you come with
me be
careful don’t worry I will come on come
on see you
a
yeah good day
[Music] jeez I’m too glad we got rid of them
they really starting to bug me eh come
on let’s go yeah
okay you mean you never been
aart St where you are we to Contin
you where’s the other one he’s dead
Smith you killed him I’m good so what
less to worry about that now come this
way
hurry
[Music] up hurry up come on let’s
go I saw
[Music] that this the one stolen from the
hospital that’s
it Japanese eh yes sir The Whole World’s
made in Japan good sir
[Music] [Applause] [Music] how
ironic you came here with a mouse and a
bottle now you are the mouse as for you
my dear don’t worry about me Smith I
wrote everything I know in a letter and
mailed it to the newspapers when did you
do that very good my dear cunning right
to the end
but unfortunately we find the mail
system unreliable here so we use private
couriers nice
try it’s really too bad you won’t be
around to see the whole world become
addicted to elen or beer in a few hours
I will introduce my special formula to
the public at October Fest when they
drink enough they will do whatever I
tell them you know people can tell
what’s in beer eh like my brother can
tell the difference between beers by
what his burps taste like your brother
is
he’s not really dead I just told him
that when you
[Music] fainted got to buy
[Music] here yes it’s a lot to remember you know
what to do I think so okay see you later
okay oh see
you my brother and I used to say that
drowning in beer was like heaven e now
he’s not here and I got two soers this
isn’t Heaven this sucks try and use as
little oxygen as possible now maybe when
the level rises we can get up to that
port hole
[Music] [Music] I think it’s getting warmer in
here I I didn’t notice anything
uh uh uh no fellas no uh no no exercises
today no no fellas forget about
[Music] it no can we talk this over fellas uh I
I no you can’t wait oh turn that off
wait you can’t do this to me I’m I’ve in
charge here
[Music] [Music] a
[Music] ah
[Music] [Music] [Music] come on they’re in the
B let’s
[Music] go stand back this is really going to
blow
didn’t
blow anybody
hold I can’t believe it he drank it all
help me
out you got to help him you got to get
him out of there
thanks oh no jeez I got to take a leak
so bad I can taste it
what are you doing walking around I
thought you were sick there’s a guy back
there trapped in a bat somebody tried to
kill him you stay here come
on all right out of the way come on Cops
C out CLE
out holy [ __ ] how’ he get in there I
didn’t do it well how we going to get
him out we can try cutting him out with
a blowtorch you couldn’t cut through
that with a torch no no no we need an
explosives expert no don’t blow him up
he’s my brother please don’t hurt him
get out of the way get out of the way
he’s going to take a leak get out of the
way hey get me out of here where I got a
whis to throw boy that was some belouch
we thought you were going to take a leak
what do you mean just get me out of
here come on hey youer I didn’t save you
something but I had see everyone’s life
eh yeah well GE I don’t know how to do
this oh not there okay how about here oh
that feels good
[Music] [Music] [Music] I think I better go
[Music] the hell was that it wasn’t me the roof
just flew off the Institute it’s on fire
on fire jeez hey can you hold on for a
minute yeah okay but hurry will I got to
go yeah help me get him out of here I
got an idea
all right we start to clean up you done
yet yeah
Dy you did a fine job son what took you
2 minutes would have taken us 2 hours
you ever want a job with the fire
department you come and see me you got
it h what about my brother can he get a
job your boys want to come with us where
you going October Fest jeez I’ve had
enough beer for a while two trucks full
of that bad beer went there this morning
we have to stop the people from drinking
it that’s a thirsty crowd it won’t be
easy okay I got an idea but we got to go
home first okay come on okay you guys go
where them yeah how come we’re going
home don’t worry about it just put these
clothes on I’ll tell you
[Music] okay yeah oh here we’ll go right over
there okay right over there please you
got
it okay uh all cops get out of your
cars okay I want to take a head count uh
like me we’ll have some breakfast hey
some backp soundes while he was waiting
okay another thing um y all went through
the stop sign over there okay and that’s
a moving violation and my brother and I
uh like we have a lot of parking things
say what my brother’s coming in now so
all cops come on up here now sit here
sit okay got a map map yeah right
there okay this like a aerial view okay
take the
401 take the 401 to Kitchener here and
then take Highway 6 North okay it goes
right up here that’s the off ramp no no
look right there there’s the off ramp
don’t forget to make a ride at Highway 6
eh yeah okay so when you get there you
can have all the free beer and sausages
you can eat
[Music] [Music] [Music] can I have everyone’s attention please
we are very happy to announce that today
all the beer is free
Prive from our good friends at El
[Applause] [Music] [Music] oh go
[Applause] I wouldn’t go in there there’s a big
skunk in there we know that it’s a
Toronto skunk my jurisdiction right
[Applause] well boys it worked worked I can’t thank
you enough I really can’t that’s some
dog of yours too really hungry isn’t he
yeah he’s always hungry eh well we
couldn’t feed him cuz we was in jail
yeah you put us there thanks a lot in
too she told you we were in second just
a second all right now I got maybe cut
you off the criminal charges but believe
me that metal incompetence bit will be
it’ll be tough to beat I’ll take care of
them from now on they’re working
fulltime at the brewery for me and
Rosie come on let’s go dear let’s go
dear see you inspector
bye
Pam oh sorry e we just wondering he like
uh just exactly what is wrong with the
beer eh is it poison like could it kill
you no no no no it’s not a poison it’s
uh more like a drug uh you can wear off
in time like it did with me eh oh well
we was thinking like since we’re
employees of the brewery now way like
perhaps it would be uh a good idea for
us to take like all the contaminated
beer back to the brewery where it can be
properly disposed of eh you know how to
handle one of those big rigs she’s a 10
speed yeah sure of course like uh we
drive them all the time eh they’ll take
off ehy come on you’re lying come on
it’s okay don’t worry just trust TR me
just come around here just come here I
want to talk tricking me come here if
you sucking me in I swear oh you KN you
were sucking me in you don’t know how to
drive this thing I do so it’s just a 10
speed that’s 5 speet time two eh we’re
going to crash we’re going to be in the
water again take off we are not going to
crash eh there’s no way I’ll crash this
this is a beer truck eh
[Music] St
[Music] [Music] oh jeez okay good day welcome to the end
of the movie e yeah how’d you like it
yeah I’m Bob Mackenzie this this is my
brother Doug oh excuse me how’s it going
yeah I was drinking during the beer cuz
I was having such uh during the movie
he’s loaded hey he’s gone okay I’ve had
a couple so time for a movie review eh
at least I don’t have a voice like
Jiminy Cricket okay movie review okay I
thought it was Beauty what’ you think
duck well I thought there were a couple
of uh minor uh story flaws but all in
all it was a good $5 worth for me and my
whole
family okay I I’d like to thank the acad
academy for this AC for this beer it’s
Beauty I’ll put it on my mantle and um
you know try and keep it cold try and
keep it keep dust off it too okay how
about all those people that left early
he when the movie was ending e they’re
they got their cars out now and you you
got to see this e Beauty it’s like
leaving a ball game early e they thought
they were going to get out and instead
they missed all this great stuff yeah
Beauty okay all these names that’s going
by these guys worked on the movie e like
uh this guy here he is beauty mind you
he ate a lot uh at like meal time he was
always late here goes another one it’s
great do movie you get to learn what all
the stuff means he like grip E I never
knew what grips were e you know what
they are they guys that wear tools on
their belts and they live like up in the
rafters a they come early in the morning
and go up there and you don’t see them
all day and then they go out they’re
sort of like uh like a breed eh you knew
what a gaffer is e living proof of
evolution it’s a guy that like you know
he gaffs Gaff for
us that’s what a gaffer
does okay what 2 minutes is up 2 minutes
and holding okay he’s going to BL last
off in a minute you ever seen him do
that you ever see at the end of movies
uh when they like Freeze Frame K freeze
the
frame okay never see in in movies
Cowboys ride off into the
sunset when they hear the whistle blow
they R off right off Happy Trails see
you bye now
[Music] a

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